Would that there were one, dangling behind the head of every Republican (and asshole) slapping him or her sporadically, not hard enough to do serious, lasting damage, but hard enough to bring tears to the eyes--both of the Republicans, and those of us without "conscience" hands, who would be laughing.
See all the exciting changes here or here. Speaking of quantitative comparisons, word on the street is that Kobe's penis is larger than Shaq's. That still doesn't explain why he raped someone though. There's nothing funny about rape in general, but "Vail is a really nice town," and "Kiss my dick bitch" certainly hint at Kobe's deeper understanding of the irony inherent in the rape trope.
posted by KINGSPAWN @ 7:39 PM
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I was debating titling this blog HiddenHandJob, but I decided I might want to appeal to a broad spectrum of readers. Too late.
posted by KINGSPAWN @ 4:13 AM
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