Harold Ford Jr., intra-and-inter-party-election-loser and head of the Democratic Leadership Council
, guest-blogging at TPM this week, offers this
as part of his Joe-Lieberman's-a-Democrat-too campaign in which he plaintively longs for reconciliation between netroots and Emanuelites:
Also, I would remind the DLC critics who believe that we never criticize the Bush administration and support its major domestic and foreign policies that the DLC and its think tank, the Progressive Policy Institute, has published millions of words admonishing the administration on just about every issue.
Setting aside the quality of the writing (Mr. Ford has never claimed to be an academic, having failed the bar exam after graduating from UVA Law); and tabling the eerie similarities between Ford's approach to "fellow Democrats" (i.e. actual Democrats, rather than Democrats who look talk walk speak and shit like Republicans) and his approach to his ostensible foes, Republicans; we'll simply examine the words Ford used. Look closely - Ford reminds those who believe the DLC fails to criticize
the Bush administration that the DLC and its think tank have admonished
them, like, a lot! Excuse the pedantry, but let's take a look at the definition of admonish:
ad·mon·ish /ædˈmɒnɪʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ad-mon-ish] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used with object)
|1.||to caution, advise, or counsel against something. |
|2.||to reprove or scold, esp. in a mild and good-willed manner: The teacher admonished him about excessive noise. |
|3.||to urge to a duty; remind: to admonish them about their obligations.|
Tepid, isn't it? Congratulations, DLC, you've managed to chide
this administration. Gosh, I bet Dick Cheney was quaking inside under your relentless...counseling. Maybe with just a teensy wee-bit more mild and good-willed reproving we'll be out of Iraq!
So what say I to Harold Ford, Jr.? Well, taking a cue from John McClane
Asshole? Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked in a Senatorial election, Harold. Now you're not being part of the solution, you're part of the fucking problem. Quit being part of the fucking problem. And put the other guy back on.
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