Tuesday, February 22, 2005


See all the exciting changes here or here. Speaking of quantitative comparisons, word on the street is that Kobe's penis is larger than Shaq's. That still doesn't explain why he raped someone though. There's nothing funny about rape in general, but "Vail is a really nice town," and "Kiss my dick bitch" certainly hint at Kobe's deeper understanding of the irony inherent in the rape trope.


I was debating titling this blog HiddenHandJob, but I decided I might want to appeal to a broad spectrum of readers. Too late.